Top 25 Mean Girls Quotes

Can you believe that Mean Girls is ten years old this year?! A whole decade after its release, it still seems so fresh, modern and sharp. And even though it doesn’t feel like that long since it first hit screens; somehow it’s hard to remember a time pre-Plastics.

Mean Girls is definitely one of my absolute favourite films. I love the story, the characters and — of course — the endless classic lines. I decided to round up twenty-five of my personal favourite quotes. BTW: they’re not listed according to my favourites but they are in chronological order for your enjoyment ;-). Feel free to add your own favourites. So fetch!



Amber D’Alessio: I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.

Karen: So if you’re from Africa… why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.

Gretchen: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism!

Cady: Um — is there alcohol in this?
Mrs George: Oh god honey no. What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink, I’d rather you do it in the house.

Damien: My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk.
Ms Norbury: Your nana and I have that in common.



Regina: I’m not saying she’s a stalker but she saved this Kleenex you used and she said she’s going to do some weird African voodoo with it to make you like her.

Janis: We’ve got to crack Gretchen Wieners. Crack Gretchen and we’ll crack the lock on Regina George’s whole dirty history.
Damien: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.

Damien: Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!

Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

Girl: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops.



Regina: I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on all carb diet. God Karen, you’re so stupid!

Karen: It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s raining.

Regina: I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

Damien: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.

Coach Carr: If you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia and die.



Gretchen: Maybe we’re not in that book because everyone likes us. And I don’t want to be punished for being well-liked.

Amber D’Alessio: Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!

Mr Duvall: I ought to cancel your Spring Fling…Now I’m not going to do that because we’ve already paid the DJ.

Ms Norbury: How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?

Damien: She doesn’t even go here!



Karen: Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes and Noble and I’m sorry for telling everyone about it… and I’m sorry for repeating it now.

Regina: They say you’re a home schooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.

Mr Heron: Are they not allowed out when they’re grounded?

Cady: Miss Caroline Kraft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows, her outfit looked like it was picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher and she had some 99 cents lip-gloss on her snaggletooth.

Cady: Finally Girl World was at peace…And if anyone tried to disturb that peace — well, let’s just say we knew how to take care of it.

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